Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Zaphod's - ELECTRONIC MONDAYS

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia nights - 7:00pm

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

Propagandhi, RVIVR, War on Women @ Ritual - 19+/8:00/23.50

Wednesday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - New Talent Showcase - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff

Zaphod's - Breakdown Wednesdays - The Nation’s Capital has been waiting for this night, and its finally here – headbang and rock the eff out to the latest and greatest.Your favourite classics of punk rock, thrashcore, metalcore, pop punk, hardcore and post hardcore rock”n’roll! Every Wednesday with DJ James 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.



Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Irene’s All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host 9:00pm

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

Bob Log III, Hunter, Matt Morel & Catriona Sturton at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:30 PM CAD12.00

Thy Art Is Murder, Fumigation, Here Comes Bigfoot and more @ Mavericks - AA/19+/6:30/$15



Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente - Free Dance Lessons - 8 to 10 pm

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

What's Wrong With Wolfie? + Marc Vincent + CO3 at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD5.00


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Barrymore's - RETRO 80S n 90s Saturdays

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

In Heat at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD5.00

Origin, King Parrot, Beyond Creation, Abolishment of Flesh, From the Deep @ Mavericks - 19+/6/$20/$25

Fevers, The Box Tiger, Those Gulls @ House of TARG - 19+/9:00/$10

CGOGMC Presents: A Gay Ol' Time III August 16, 2014 NAC Fourth Stage | Running time is approximately 2 hours with intermission.


Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE



Darryl Orr is a 34 year old stand up comedian, musician, and coward. Darryl has been performing stand up in Toronto for six years and has quickly gained a reputation as someone who has been performing stand up in Toronto for six years.

In 2010 Darryl was honoured to be one of the finalists for the Tim Sims Encouragement Fund award for outstanding new comic. He lost, but quickly bounced back to lose the Bite TV’s Standup and Bite Me competition in 2011. In 2012 Darryl recorded a set for iChannel's new stand up comedy show 'No Kidding" which will air in February of 2013 and no, he does not know what channel iChannel is. One hundred and something.

Darryl continues to scoot around the GTA, banging his head against the wall in various comedy clubs and on independent shows, telling jokes that *he* doesn’t even get sometimes. I mean just talk about something people can relate to already.

After performing and teaching improv for seven years, Brendan made the move to stand up comedy in 2003 and has never looked back; Appearing on XM Satellite radio, Much More Music, CBC’s Laugh Out Loud, Bite TV, George Stroumboulopoulos Tonight, and more. He has performed at the 1000 Islands Comedy Festival, The LOL Sudbury Comedy Festival to sold out audiences and standing ovations three years in a row, as well as The Cracking Up The Capital Festival’s closing gala for 2300 people at the National Arts Centre .

Brendan’s act also won him a performance at Montreal’s coveted Just For Laughs, “Homegrown Comic Competition,” where he received rave reviews from the audience and his peers alike. He also filmed his first comedy special in November of 2013 called, “Make It A Double.” Brendan’s intriguing high energy, laid back, free-flowing style with clever story telling and creative analogies prove why he’s more observant than your creepy neighbour, why people are talking about his impressive talent, and why he isn’t the “next anyone”, he’s the first Brendan McKeigan.

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