Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

SHOWCASE MONDAY: Electric Llama + The Rifle&The Writer + Valerie Josephine, more at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM Free Admission

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Margaritas - Mad Poutine - Hosomaki Rolls Tuna/Avocado

Lieutenants Pump - Mondays at 6:30p.m and 9p.m - We got the questions you’ve got the answers! Questions cover everything from science to pop culture to history to general weirdness and much more.

Tuesday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Bar Rail - Fiesta Tacos - Hosomaki chicken/lettuce

Glow Tuesday's @ Barrymore's

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia Nights - 7:00pm


Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

Zaphod's - Ottawa Street Lounge - 10pm - is an urban speakeasy cocktail-bar/craft-brew night featuring sounds of the underground. A sophisticated mix of electronic/ urban beats, global grooves, lounge music and maybe some psychedelia, perhaps reminiscent of a Chicago or London (UK) underground social club.

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Bar Rail - Sapporo - Wild Wings - Ring of Fire Roll

WE <3 TO HUMP @ Mercury Lounge


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Blanche de Chambly - Mojitos - Mix Veggie tempura - Hosomaki Roll Pulled beef/scallion

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Star Blues Thursdays with Guest Host 30 @ 9:00 pm - 11:55 pm

Zaphod's - Throwback Thursdays! All of your favourite jams from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s, along with $3.75 Jagerbombs, $4.50 pints of PBR after the bands.


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Kinki Martini - Guacamole & Chips - Hosomaki Shrimp/Mango

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro

Irene's Pub - Dead Bees with The Black Fever August 14 @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm $10


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:00pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Sangria - Bites me Quesedillas - Hosomaki Salmon/Cucumber

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro- After the bands

Oscar Peterson’s 90th Birthday Celebration August 15, 2015, 1:00pm National Arts Centre

Irene's Pub - Rock snake with the Stittsvillains August 15 @ 9:30pm - 11:55 pm $10

Sunday

Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Saporro - Caesar & Mimosas - Gringo Nachos

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Irene's Pub - Super Soul Sundays - 9:00pm


RICHARD RYDER / CO-FEATURE Fast thinking and quick witted and gayer than a picnic basket bought with a three dollar bill, Richard Ryder takes the stage with a refreshing energy and “no holds barred” attitude that audiences welcome again and again.

TED MORRIS / CO-FEATURE Ted Morris always looks like he's having the most fun in the room when he's on stage. His intelligent, off-beat humour and wickedly charming smile lets us all know that our slightly warped thoughts are just fine.

TRANNA WINTOUR / HOST TRANNA WINTOUR is an optimistic, spiritual, happy, raunchy, pop-culture-obsessed, fashion-hungry comedienne. She made her comedy debut at an open mic at the legendary Montreal ComedyWorks, and since that fateful moment the lady has been unstoppable.

ADRIENNE FISH Adrienne Fish loves pulled pork sandwiches and is one of Canada's up and coming comedians. Quickly gaining recognition within the community, she was nominated for the Tim Sims Encouragement Fund Award in recognition of up and coming talent.


At twenty-two Paul moved to Toronto and started measuring his talents against other professional acts in comedy competitions around North America. After a second place finish in the prestigiousSeattle International Comedy Competitionin 2006 and winning the $25,000 dollar grand prize in the 2007Great Canadian Laugh Off seen on The Comedy Network, Paul launched himself into the television, radio and festival circuit including: two appearances withCBC’s Ha!, a feature onThe Comedy Network’s “Comedy Shorts”, performed at theJust for Laughs Comedy Festival, entertained troops inIraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, Italy and Kosovoand a spot in the finals of theBoston International Comedy Competition. You can also hear Paul regularly onXM Sirius Satellite Radioand the hit show“The Debaters” on CBC Radio One.

"Carries the comedy off with a natural flair, in a manner so effortless one might think it was ingrained in his DNA" -The Hindu, India
"Hilarious Enough to Stand Alone." -The Seattle Stranger
"Comic Myrehaug Making Waves." -The Toronto Sun

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