Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Margaritas - Mad Poutine - Hosomaki Rolls Tuna/Avocado

Lieutenants Pump - Mondays at 6:30p.m and 9p.m - We got the questions you’ve got the answers! Questions cover everything from science to pop culture to history to general weirdness and much more.

Zaphod's - Electronic Mondays - The most electronic of musics Every Monday with DJ Lowpass + Guests 11PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

NAC Orchestra 2015-2016 Season Cameron Carpenter in Recital April 4, 2016, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Bar Rail - Fiesta Tacos - Hosomaki chicken/lettuce

NAC English Theatre 2015-2016 Season Concord Floral March 29 - April 9, 2016 - NAC Studio

Irene's Pub - Trivia Tuesdays 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm

Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

spectrasonic.com presents Make Them Suffer Vesuvius, Southpaw Wednesday, April 6th Doors: 6:30 pm / Show: 7:00 pm Ritual This event is 16 and over

Make Them Suffer and more @ Ritual - AA/19+/6:30pm/$15

NAC English Theatre 2015-2016 Season Concord Floral March 29 - April 9, 2016 - NAC Studio

Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Blanche de Chambly - Mojitos - Mix Veggie tempura - Hosomaki Roll Pulled beef/scallion

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Star Blues Thursdays with Guest Host 30 @ 9:00 pm - 11:55 pm

Zaphod's - Throwback Thursday: Lip Sync Battle

Zaphod's - The Vinyl Frontier with DJ Jas Nasty

NAC English Theatre 2015-2016 Season Concord Floral March 29 - April 9, 2016 - NAC Studio

NAC Presents 2015-2016 Season Petr Cancura with guest Jeremy Fisher April 7, 2016, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

NAC Dance 2015-2016 Season The National Ballet of Canada La Sylphide April 7 - 9, 2016 - NAC Southam Hall

Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Kinki Martini - Guacamole & Chips - Hosomaki Shrimp/Mango

Zaphod's -THE VELDT // EVERETT

Zaphod's - F#*! Yeah Fridays with DJ James + Floodzi

Kapacity Entertainment and spectrasonic present YelaWolf FeFe Friday, April 8th Doors: 7:00 pm / Show: 8:00 pm Bronson Centre Theatre

spectrasonic.com presents Lowest Of The Low The Nils, No Fly List Friday, April 8th Doors: 8:00 pm / Show: 9:00 pm Ritual This event is 19 and over

Lowest Of The Low and more @ Ritual - 19+/8pm/$20

Irene's Pub - Lucky Ron and the Rhode Island Reds April 8 @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm

NAC English Theatre 2015-2016 Season Concord Floral March 29 - April 9, 2016 - NAC Studio

NAC Dance 2015-2016 Season The National Ballet of Canada La Sylphide April 7 - 9, 2016 - NAC Southam Hall

NAC Presents 2015-2016 Season Oh Susanna April 8, 2016, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Ottawa Geek Market - Nepean Sportsplex - geekmarket.ca

Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Sangria - Bites me Quesedillas - Hosomaki Salmon/Cucumber

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Zaphod's - Electric Ballroom with DJ Floodzi

Zaphod's - Poor Young Things // Aenigma // The Dead Centuries

spectrasonic.com presents The Dandy Warhols - Distortland Tour Seratones Saturday, April 9th Doors: 7:00 pm / Show: 8:00 pm Bronson Centre Theatre

The Dandy Warhols and more @ Ritual - 19+/8pm/$35

Irene's Pub - The Bushpilots with The Life Size Men April 9 @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm

NAC English Theatre 2015-2016 Season Concord Floral March 29 - April 9, 2016 - NAC Studio

NAC Dance 2015-2016 Season The National Ballet of Canada La Sylphide April 7 - 9, 2016 - NAC Southam Hall

NAC Dance 2015-2016 Season Masterclass with Jonathan Renna April 9, 2016, 10:00am NAC Rehearsal Hall B

Community Programming 2015-2016 Season Ottawa Jazz Orchestra Introspection April 9, 2016, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Ottawa Geek Market - Nepean Sportsplex - geekmarket.ca


Sunday

Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Saporro - Caesar & Mimosas - Gringo Nachos

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

NAC Orchestra 2015-2016 Season Stradivarius’ Secret April 10, 2016 - NAC Panorama Room

Ottawa Geek Market - Nepean Sportsplex - geekmarket.ca


Peter Anthony is a Canadian Comedy Award Winner (“Breakout Artist” 2008) and nominee (“Best Male Standup” 2013) originally from the small town of Pictou, Nova Scotia.

He has established himself as one of the most passionate comedians in the country, constantly pushing the envelope and developing his distinctive, hilarious point-of-view.



David Pryde is a Montreal comic whose humour is often called “cerebral”, a word he hasn’t looked up but assumes means “hilarious”. After winning second prize in a stand-up competition in Halifax (one pitcher of beer), David went on to pursue stand-up and in 1999 won the Just for Laughs Comedy Night in Canada Competition.

Since then he has performed in the U.K., USA, Australia, and a whole lot in Canada. He’s appeared in galas at the Just for Laughs, Winnipeg, and Halfax Comedy Festivals, had his own special on CTV’s Comedy Now! and has made multiple appearances on CBC’s The Debaters in both its television and radio incarnations. He even made a 14-second appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno where he told one joke for Jay’s “Pass the Mic” segment. He has been nominated for three Canadian Comedy Awards, including twice for Best Male Stand-Up. David is a versatile writer, having contributed to (and gotten paid by) This Hour Has 22 Minutes, The Onion, and the Just for Laughs XXX Ultimate Nasty Show where he wrote material for Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Other career highlights include appearing with Paul Giamatti in the film, Barney’s Version, co-starring in a series of popular commercials for Standard Life, and having children with an Australian, which remains his best career move to this day.

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