Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

ELECTRONIC MONDAYS AT ZAPHOD'S

Acoustic Open Mic NIght @ The Rainbow Bistro

Veil Of Maya, The Contortionist, Glass Cloud, Beyond The Shore, Letters From The Princess @ Mavericks - AA/19+/6:00pm/$19

Nationa Arts Centre - Big Mama! - The Willie Mae Thornton Story April 24 - May 11, 2013 conceived and written by Audrei-Kairen

A Taste of the Arctic Monday | NAC Main Lobby (Foyer) April 29, 2013 6:00pm

Leela Gilday Monday | NAC Fourth Stage April 29, 2013 7:30pm


Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Arkona, Valfreya, Anesthetik, The Night Watch @ The Rainbow - AA/7pm/$17/$20

Kingsfoil (feat. Frankie Muniz from Malcolm In The Middle), Acres Of Lions, Thunderhawks, Bronson Novella @ Mavericks - 19+/8:00pm/$10

Nationa Arts Centre - Big Mama! - The Willie Mae Thornton Story April 24 - May 11, 2013 conceived and written by Audrei-Kairen

(ta•ku•shur•nai•tuk): Curatorial Walkthrough Tuesday | Ottawa Art Gallery April 30, 2013 12:30pm


Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Halfway to Hollywood + Neighbours + The Woundup + Leadfoot Pretty + The Zilies at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD6.00

Titus Andronicus, The So So Glos, finderskeepers @ Mavericks - 19+/8:00pm/$15

Hump @ Mercury Lounge

PBR Wednesdays w/Dj NDN @ OverKill

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff @ The Lafayette

Nationa Arts Centre - Big Mama! - The Willie Mae Thornton Story April 24 - May 11, 2013 conceived and written by Audrei-Kairen

Tulugak: Inuit Raven Stories May 1 - 4, 2013 directed by Sylvia Cloutier NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 70 minutes with no intermission.

Northern Scene at Wabano Wednesday | Wabano Centre for Aboriginal Health May 1, 2013 5:00pm

Songs of the 60th Wednesday | NAC Fourth Stage May 1, 2013 7:30pm

Degrees North Wednesday | Mercury Lounge May 1, 2013 7:30pm


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

LIVE ROCK KARAOKE at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD6.00

Of Reverie, Amongst Heroes, Colour Me Crimson, She Cried Murder, Of Burning Empires and more @ Mavericks - AA/19+/6pm/$12

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster

Nationa Arts Centre - Big Mama! - The Willie Mae Thornton Story April 24 - May 11, 2013 conceived and written by Audrei-Kairen

A Taste of the Wildcat Thursday - Saturday | Canadian Museum of Civilization April 25 - May 4, 2013

Tulugak: Inuit Raven Stories May 1 - 4, 2013 directed by Sylvia Cloutier NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 70 minutes with no intermission.

Blood and Snow Short films and videos from the North Thursday | Club SAW May 2, 2013 8:00pm

Justice Thursday - Saturday | Arts Court - Theatre May 2 - 4, 2013


Friday

Ottawa Tulip Festival May 3-12, 2013 [link]

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 7:30pm

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

THE RED RAILS + JUNKIE & THE SPIDER + THE LIONYLS at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Fire And Neon, The Love Machine, Zoo Legacy @ Ritual - 19+/9:00pm/$12

Vital Remains, Accursed Spawn, Fumigation, Chariots of the Gods, Accursed Creation @ Mavericks - 19+/7pm/$15/$16

Farler's Fury, Spanner, The Valveenus, Scally Cap Brats, The Unremarkables @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/8pm/$8

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente

Shameless @ Babylon

GO BANANAS FRIDAYS @ Liquor Store Party Bar

Nationa Arts Centre - Big Mama! - The Willie Mae Thornton Story April 24 - May 11, 2013 conceived and written by Audrei-Kairen

A Taste of the Wildcat Thursday - Saturday | Canadian Museum of Civilization April 25 - May 4, 2013

Tulugak: Inuit Raven Stories May 1 - 4, 2013 directed by Sylvia Cloutier NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 70 minutes with no intermission.

Justice Thursday - Saturday | Arts Court - Theatre May 2 - 4, 2013

The Grub-Stake Revisited Friday | Mayfair Theatre May 3, 2013 8:00pm


Saturday

Ottawa Tulip Festival May 3-12, 2013 [link]

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 7:30pm

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

THE SPOONS: Arias and Symphonies 30th Anniversary + STEVE GARDINER at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD20.00

Hello Babies (Peterborough), Adam Saikaley, H. de Heutz @ Avant Garde Bar (135 1/2 Besserer St.) - AA/8pm/$5-$10

Billy Bragg, Kim Churchill @ Bronson Centre Theatre - AA/7pm/$35

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Nationa Arts Centre - Big Mama! - The Willie Mae Thornton Story April 24 - May 11, 2013 conceived and written by Audrei-Kairen

A Taste of the Wildcat Thursday - Saturday | Canadian Museum of Civilization April 25 - May 4, 2013

Tulugak: Inuit Raven Stories May 1 - 4, 2013 directed by Sylvia Cloutier NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 70 minutes with no intermission.

Justice Thursday - Saturday | Arts Court - Theatre May 2 - 4, 2013

Alonzo King LINES Ballet Scheherazade and Resin May 4, 2013 NAC Southam Hall | Running time is approximately 1 hour and 37 minutes with intermission.


Sunday

Ottawa Tulip Festival May 3-12, 2013 [link]

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

Zaphod's - TRAILER PARK BINGO, 9:00 PM CAD0.00

The Jerry Cans, Cody Allen @ Black Sheep Inn (Wakefield, QC) - 19+/4:20pm/$7

Retro 80's Night @ Barrymore's

Mod Club Night @ Babylon

Sunday Bluegrass @ Irene's Pub

Brad Morden @ The Lafayette

Pile Driver Sundays @ OverKill

Nationa Arts Centre - Big Mama! - The Willie Mae Thornton Story April 24 - May 11, 2013 conceived and written by Audrei-Kairen

Engelbert Humperdinck Sunday | NAC Southam Hall May 5, 2013 8:00pm



Kyle Radke won first place in the Homegrown Comedy Championship at the JUST FOR LAUGHS FESTIVAL in Montreal. The victory earned him the honor of performing at the festival’s highest profile shows where he was promptly exposed as WAY too new and nowhere near funny enough to be performing at Just For Laughs’ highest profile shows. However, five years later in 2010 Kyle would return to JFL as host of the DOUBLE THREAT club series and was literally 650 million times better than he was in 2005.

This past year Kyle performed sold out shows at the SUDBURY COMEDY FESTIVAL, the HUBCAP COMEDY FESTIVAL and historic MASSEY HALL on New Year’s Eve. He also performed at a lovely COMMUNITY CENTER in northern Ontario. Recently, Kyle’s very own half hour comedy special aired on CTV and THE COMEDY NETWORK to the delight of dozens. Currently, this man called Radke continues his efforts to bring new and better material to the stage.

Described by his peers and the industry as “…a funny comedian with very limited marketability.”, Kyle Radke has focused on being more universal. He is a man with no angle and nothing to hide… except for his numerous addictions and personality disorders.

Jim is a comedian with an irreverent outlook that blends big city wit with small town cheekiness. His Irish, story-telling roots shine through in his performances which weave observations of the everyday into stories from his own life to highlight the absurdities of the world we live in.

Jim's spontaneous and engaging style, quick wit, and knack for seeing the outlandish make him a natural, versatile performer who leaves audiences doubled over with laughter and wanting more.

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Ted Morris always looks like he's having the most fun in the room when he's on stage. His intelligent, off-beat humour and wickedly charming smile lets us all know that our slightly warped thoughts are just fine.

He’s equal parts boy-next-door and boy-your-mother-warned-you-about with just enough boy-you-want-to-hang-out-with-at-the-party-to-laugh-at-everyone-else-with (and know you’re safe!) to keep things interesting.

Born in Ottawa and now making his home in Toronto, Ted discovered his love of stand-up while getting his degree in veterinary medicine. While he still spends some time working as small animal vet, his comedy career is taking off and he has found that it's much more gratifying to "kill" on stage. He's been called "fresh faced and hilarious" and "a real gem" by Now Magazine, and slightly ruder things by strangers in the street.

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In Theatres

The Big Wedding
Arthur Newman
Graceland
Midnight's Children
Mud
An Oversimplification of Her Beauty
The Reluctant Fundamentalist
See Girl Run
Tai Chi Hero
At Any Price
Oblivion
Home Run
In the House
Kon-Tiki
The Lords of Salem
Errors of the Human Body
Filly Brown
Ain't In It For My Health: A Film About Levon Helm
Home Run
42


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Opening this Week

Generation Um... - 2013-05-03
Greetings From Tim Buckley - 2013-05-03
The Iceman - 2013-05-03
Kiss of the Damned - 2013-05-03
Something in the Air - 2013-05-03
What Maisie Knew - 2013-05-03
Desperate Acts of Magic - 2013-05-03
The Great Gatsby - 2013-05-10
Peeples - 2013-05-10
Aftershock - 2013-05-10
And Now a Word From Our Sponsor - 2013-05-10
Sightseers - 2013-05-10
Erased - 2013-05-10
Venus and Serena - 2013-05-10
Peeples - 2013-05-10

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Top 10 Itunes Downloads

1 P!nk - Just Give Me a Reason
2 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Can't Hold Us
3 Justin Timberlake - Mirrors
4 Icona Pop - I Love It
5 Rihanna - Stay
6 Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
7 Darius Rucker - Wagon Wheel
8 Fall Out Boy - My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark
9 Bruno Mars - When I Was Your Man
10 Blake Shelton - Boys 'Round Here