Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $5.00

Mambo - ‘All Day’ happy hour specials in effect from noon until close

Showcase Mondays featuring Huntersfield + Alexi Martov + Alex Sullivan + Kris Mangione at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM Free Admission

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Mambo - 'Ayce' Tapas Tuesday 'all you can eat' tapas tuesday Adults $25 | kids $16 (13 & under)

Danko Jones, Say Yes, Eagleson @ Mavericks - 19+/8:00/$23.50

Powwow Boot Camp April 28, 2015, 12:00pm NAC Panorama Room

Close To Home: Ontario Fiction April 28, 2015, 6:30pm Christ Church Cathedral

The Double April 21 - May 2, 2015 NAC Studio

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia Nights - 7:00pm

Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

WE <3 TO HUMP @ Mercury Lounge

PBR Wednesdays w/Dj NDN @ OverKill

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff

Irene's Pub - Washboard Hank 8:00pm

Alert the Medic, The Gallop, The Stringers at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:30 PM CAD8.00

The Double April 21 - May 2, 2015 NAC Studio

DECLARATION April 29 - May 2, 2015 NAC Salon

Welcome Ceremony With ARTICLE 11, Aanmitaagzi, and the Mazinikijik Singers April 29, 2015, 3:00pm NAC Salon

Falling Piece April 29, 2015, 7:00pm NAC Main Lobby (Foyer)

Art of Time Ensemble Intermezzi April 29, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Theatre

Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Mambo - Rendez vous Thursday - Choose any two appetizers & bottle of house red or white wine $45 (*offer excludes tacos & camarones) 6$ mojitos

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host 9:00pm

Brave Shores, David Vertesi (of Hey Ocean), Those Gulls at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:30 PM CAD10.00

Daniel Lanois, Basia Bulat w/ the NAC Orchestra @ National Arts Centre - AA/19+/7pm/$35-79

Blackguard, Crimson Shadows, My Shadow, Venator @ Mavericks - 19+/7pm/$15/$17

The Double April 21 - May 2, 2015 NAC Studio

DECLARATION April 29 - May 2, 2015 NAC Salon

Afiara Quartet Playlist / Shuffle April 30, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Daniel Lanois and Basia Bulat with the NAC Orchestra April 30, 2015, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Mambo - Viva Friday. Choose any two mains and receive a complimentary appetizer (*offer excludes tacos & camarones) 6$ margaritas

By the Lights + Twin Voices + The Contra + Denim Dan at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Capsize, Rarity, Daisy, Earthworks @ Club SAW - AA/7pm/$10

Cold Specks, Etiquette, Boyhood @ Ritual - 19+/8pm/$15

Molly Johnson Sings Billie Holiday May 1, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Theatre

Jason Collett’s Basement Revue May 1, 2015, 8:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Irene's Pub - Caroyln Fe Blues Collective and River City Junction 9:00pm

Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:00pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Mambo - Samba Saturday - Chefs choice mambo antipasto sharing plate & Two glasses of house red or white wine $30 Featuring dj Frederico

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Irene's Pub - Cody Allen CD release plus Miss Polygamy 9:30pm

Browncoats Burlesque presents ComicKHANN III: Live Long & Posterior at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD15.00

Shad, Zoo Legacy, Story Tellers, Jesse Dangerously @ Bronson Centre Theatre - AA/19+/7pm/$22

Sweet Alps, The Ven Dreddies, Insufficient Funds, Novalatte @ Avant Garde Bar - 19+/8pm/$5

The Double April 21 - May 2, 2015 NAC Studio

DECLARATION April 29 - May 2, 2015 NAC Salon

The Double April 21 - May 2, 2015 NAC Studio

DECLARATION April 29 - May 2, 2015 NAC Salon

DECLARATION: DECLARE With Jesse Wente and Michelle Latimer May 2, 2015, 12:00pm NAC Salon

DECLARATION: Culmination May 2, 2015, 7:00pm NAC Salon

A Paintbrush for Piccolo May 2, 2015 NAC Southam Hall

Do I Have To Do Everything My F*N Self? May 2, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Sunday

Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Mambo - 15$ Lunch & Weekend brunch specials Inclusive of soup, salad, main, & beverage | daily 11-4pm Accompany your lunch/brunch with a 20oz draft or mambo cocktail for 3$

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Irene's Pub - Sun Crescent BBQ Stompers - 9:00pm

The Waterboys, Connor Kennedy and Minstrel @ Bronson Centre Theatre - AA/19+/7/$39.50+

Six Organs of Admittance and Elisa Ambrogio @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$12

Recess May 3, 2015, 1:00pm NAC Main Lobby (Foyer)

Kobo Town and Quique Escamilla May 3, 2015, 2:00pm NAC Fourth Stage

Kitchener-Waterloo Symphony Quantum: Music at the Frontier of Science May 3, 2015, 2:00pm NAC Theatre


XXX RATED! Terry Clement presents an uncompromising, multi-media comedy freak-out that pushes the boundaries of reality, taste and modern humour.

Terry’s show is a highly original, progressive comedy experience that is more of a theatrical presentation than it is a stand-up comedy routine. Clement has performed at the Cape Town Comedy Festival in South Africa and the Reading Music Festival in England in addition to spots on the Paramount TV show "The World Stands Up" in the UK. Terry has been nominated for a Canadian Comedy Award as well as a COCA Comedy Artist of the Year Award. He has toured across Canada and the U.K. performing at comedy clubs, colleges and "alternative’ comedy venues along the way.

Multi-award winning comedian,Tommy Savitt, has won the prestigious 2007 Boston Comedy Festival, 2008 Seattle Comedy Competition, and was honored for the "Best In Comedy" category at the 2009, and 2012 LA Comedy Awards. Tommy has been seen on WGN's "The Bob & Tom Show," SI Tv's "Funny is Funny," Comcast On Demand's "Man up, Stand-Up" on mav.tv and on JLTV's "James and Sunda." Tommy's comedy CD "Who Wants Me Now!" is one of the top requested on satellite radio. Tommy has dedicated this past decade to performing for our troops here and abroad.

Tommy's journey to bring laughter to those that sacrifice for our country has taken him to air force, army, and naval bases in Afghanistan, Guantanamo Bay, Japan, South Korea, Bahrain, the United Kingdom, Germany, Belgium, the Netherlands, Curacao, Honduras, and Ecuador. Tommy has done it all - even performing at the United States Embassy in Belarus. Performance artist, comedian, and actor Tommy Savitt was born in New Jersey and bred in Brooklyn. Tommy performs an exhilarating brand of eclectic comedy rarely seen today. Tommy's unorthodox comedy routine envelops his audience and teleports them into a domain of hilarity and pure craftsmanship.

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