Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $5.00

Mambo - ‘All Day’ happy hour specials in effect from noon until close

Showcase Mondays featuring Drive 66 + Archy & Mehitabel + Apple Shampoo + Social Butterfly at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM Free Admission

NAC Orchestra 2014-2015 Season Orchestre Métropolitain April 20, 2015, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Mambo - 'Ayce' Tapas Tuesday 'all you can eat' tapas tuesday Adults $25 | kids $16 (13 & under)

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia Nights - 7:00pm

NAC French Theatre 2014-2015 Season Richard III April 21 - 25, 2015 NAC Theatre

NAC English Theatre Ontario Scene The Double April 21 - May 2, 2015 NAC Studio

Boris the Blade, Abiotic, Alterbeast, Reaping Asmodeia and more @ Mavericks - AA/7pm/$15/$18

Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

WE <3 TO HUMP @ Mercury Lounge

PBR Wednesdays w/Dj NDN @ OverKill

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff

NAC French Theatre 2014-2015 Season Richard III April 21 - 25, 2015 NAC Theatre

NAC English Theatre Ontario Scene The Double April 21 - May 2, 2015 NAC Studio

NAC Dance 2014-2015 Season Ballet de l’Opéra de Lyon Sarabande, Steptext, Tout Autour April 22, 2015, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall

Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Mambo - Rendez vous Thursday - Choose any two appetizers & bottle of house red or white wine $45 (*offer excludes tacos & camarones) 6$ mojitos

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host Scott Amey 9:00pm

TITS & GIGGLES: Spring Fling! featuring Kris Kingsbury, Aaron Power Jesse Reynolds, Oliver George & Montreal's Jason Hatrick! and Sucre à la Crème and Richard Andrew Kaulbars at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM CAD6.00

NAC French Theatre 2014-2015 Season Richard III April 21 - 25, 2015 NAC Theatre

NAC English Theatre Ontario Scene The Double April 21 - May 2, 2015 NAC Studio

Donnell Leahy & Family April 23 - 25, 2015 NAC Southam Hall

Claudia Salguero - ORIGENES April 23 - 24, 2015 NAC Fourth Stage


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Mambo - Viva Friday. Choose any two mains and receive a complimentary appetizer (*offer excludes tacos & camarones) 6$ margaritas

Justice for Deepan Benefit Concert featuring Jesse Dangerously + The Fays + The Lindbergh Babies and Yavar Hameed at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD10.00

Dave Hause, Kalle Mattson, Cory Levesque @ House of TARG - 19+/9:00/$10

Solstafir, Ancient VVisdom, Musk Ox, Goetia @ Mavericks - 19+/7pm/$17/$20

Irene's Pub - Lucas Haneman Express and The Sun Crescent BBQ Stompers - 9:30pm

NAC French Theatre 2014-2015 Season Richard III April 21 - 25, 2015 NAC Theatre

NAC English Theatre Ontario Scene The Double April 21 - May 2, 2015 NAC Studio

Claudia Salguero - ORIGENES April 23 - 24, 2015 NAC Fourth Stage

Donnell Leahy & Family April 23 - 25, 2015 NAC Southam Hall

Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:00pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Mambo - Samba Saturday - Chefs choice mambo antipasto sharing plate & Two glasses of house red or white wine $30 Featuring dj Frederico

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

St. Stephen's + No Fly List at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Gabrielle Papillon, PINA @ Raw Sugar Cafe - AA/19+/8pm/$8

Irene's Pub - Wicked Grin - 9:30pm

New Swears, Silkken Laumann, Beat Cops, DJ Matt Tamblyn @ Maker Space (250 City centre, Bay 216) - 19+/10pm/$10

NAC French Theatre 2014-2015 Season Richard III April 21 - 25, 2015 NAC Theatre

NAC English Theatre Ontario Scene The Double April 21 - May 2, 2015 NAC Studio

Donnell Leahy & Family April 23 - 25, 2015 NAC Southam Hall

John Geggie and special guests Kelly Jefferson, Frank Lozano and Jim Doxas April 25, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Sunday

Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Mambo - 15$ Lunch & Weekend brunch specials Inclusive of soup, salad, main, & beverage | daily 11-4pm Accompany your lunch/brunch with a 20oz draft or mambo cocktail for 3$

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Irene's Pub - Megan Jerome - 9:00pm


XXX RATED! “Frost’s standup has the quality of a satanic revival meeting. He brings so much bile and venom to the stage it can be overwhelming. Frost is at his best when he tempers his barbs with a little finesse and last night he showed this technique off to great effect. Among the most daring comedians in Canada.” Toronto Star

Darren’s ability to command the undivided attention of an audience is remarkable. He is one of the country’s most experienced comedians, having done thousands of shows for fundraisers, corporate clients and comedy venues.

Arthur Simeon is a stand-up comedian based in Toronto, Canada. He was born in Kampala, Uganda on November 14, 1983. He attended the prestigious Namilyango College between 1996-2001. He moved to Canada as a teenager where he first tried his hand at stand-up comedy. In June 2007, he headlined the Nubian Disciples of Pryor comedy showcase at Yuk Yuk's in Toronto.

In 2009, he made his debut appearance at Just for Laughs as part of the Homegrown Comedy Competition. In February 2010, he was featured as the cover story of NOW in Toronto. He has appeared at the Halifax Comedy Festival for CBC Television, as well as the Winnipeg and Cottage Country Comedy festivals. He is a fan favorite on the CBC Radio hit show The Debaters and in the summer of 2011, he was invited back to Just for Laughs to appear on the HBO Canada TV show Funny as Hell.

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